Okay, I’m back.
Notice I never said I was gone because it seems we have a theft ring in our little community and it didn’t seem wise to advertise an empty house. And sadly, I no longer have an attack cat. The day after I introduced you to Boo he went missing. I feel responsible since I bragged on his indestructibility. My suspicion is that the neighborhood dogs ate him immediately after they read my blog and took my taunts personally. I will never give my heart to another animal. It’s just too painful. For us both. Or maybe for him slightly more than me but you get what I’m saying.
Speaking of a heart-breaker, would you please look at this darling child aka my second-born, Elijah? He turned 14 over the weekend. Someone please make it stop.
He’s the funniest kid I know and though I’m certain he loves all his siblings, I think he’s a little partial to his big bro. The bro with the ‘fro. (This post has just morphed into a Pigeon Forge pictorial. Stay with me.)
I am tempted to suggest this image is symbolic of teenage angst. Of being at a crossroad. Of looking for direction. Of feeling alone even though surrounded by people. Truth is I snapped his picture just as he was standing in front of this sign and immediately afterward he said, in his best Napoleon Dynamite voice, “Moooommm, PLEASE stop taking pictures of me!” And then he made it his Facebook profile.
This is the first family picture we’ve had since 2009. Sad. Very Sad. The time in between, not the photo. I’m actually quite pleased with it. I’d better be since it will most likely be the last one until some time in 2018.
We went to the mountains with Luke’s Mom, Dad, Sis, BIL and their 2 boys. This is my super adorable nephew, Micah. He eats only from the four major food groups: macaroni, oatmeal, chicken and rice soup, and vanilla ice cream. Yes, that’s about the extent of it. Guess which one he likes best?
And of course, this is Syd. She’s laughing at her Papa and I can not resist that sweet dimple in her cheeks.
Another fabulous nephew, Matthew. He and Sam are 6 months apart in age and have an equal love for all things Georgia Bulldog. They are beast. I’m not sure what that means but they seem very self-confident when they say it.
I found this beautiful phone booth in the village and Sam agreed to pose. Talking on the phone was all his idea. Have I mentioned he is beast? Also, this photo is straight from the camera. I love my camera.
We took all the kids to ride go carts. This is the first time I have ridden since an unfortunate incident a few years back. I was speeding along when I realized that some poor woman’s purse was apparently dumping as she circled. And then I recognized some sunglasses. And lip gloss. And *feminine products*. It was my purse and somehow it had gotten turned sideways beside me in the car. In a state of mortification I stealthily retrieved the glasses and lip gloss whilst leaving the unmentionables unclaimed. I’m blushing all over again.
This time was decidedly more fun. I would post a picture of my driving Sydney but it seems when I am laughing deliriously my double chin turns into 2 double chins. (Which equals 4 double chins?) Remind me never to laugh again.
Sawyer wasn’t worrying about any of that stuff. He has a clear mind and pure heart. I would love to live in his world for just one day.
And there are more but I will stop now before I become obsessed with learning how to PhotoChop my chins. And yes, I am open for tips on exactly how to do that. So far, I have only mastered clicking the “4% thinner” action about 7 times.
It doesn’t work.