Basically What We’re Gonna Do Is Dance
I’ve been dying to use that for a post title.
Even though I am no fan of Vanessa Hudgens and the idea of dancing in the street with glow-in-the-dark sneakers is a little cheezy, you’ve got to admit that her token Disney diva song can be quite catchy in an annoying why-am-i-singing-this-instead-of-Amazing-Grace kind of way. And if you don’t watch Disney 24/7 like we do, you have no idea what I’m talking about. You’re the better woman for it.
So, we are getting ready for The Girl’s Slumber Party where there will be dancing and all manner of make-upping, hair-fixing, and manicuring. And lots of Barbie-playing. Oh yes, there have been frantic preparations going on around here.
The first order of business was to get Barbie’s house cleaned. You may be thinking, “Well, how hard could that be?” Some of you Twittered with me about that but I need for y’all to understand we aren’t just talking about any little Barbie house. Yes, she may have smaller homes dotted across the country but her Alabama estate is located in my playroom.
I’m so upset because the camera is taking fuzzy pictures. I can’t figure it out for the life of me but maybe this is enough to give you a visual of the monstrosity that is Barbie’s mansion. Apparently, some things have been going on in the house which I would not approve of considering the fact living room furniture was in the bathroom and the commode was in the kitchen.
That Barbie is such a slob.
I also found Ken with his arm broken off in the laundry room. I can only imagine he acted inappropriately towards Barbie so her dad and three brothers took matters into their own hands.
A foreshadowing of what will happen should any boy get within three feet of The Girl.
Ken says to consider yourself warned.
The Girl and I removed all the furniture and mopped the floors. It’s pathetic that Barbie’s house is cleaner than mine.
And since we are showing off The Crib, it’s only fitting we reveal what Barbie has in the garage. Two identical VW’s – one for each color outfit Barbie may be wearing that day. And of course we have a Jeep for when Barbie needs to indulge her inner Sarah Palin.
I’ve seriously got to get off the computer to get ready for the party. Shout a prayer for me tonight! But hey, I have an idea for a birthday party blog carnival. I’ll tell you about it soon!
Looks like somehow the setting on your camera may have gotten changed. I have done this b4. You will have a blast at the party!!
I’m glad you threw that Disney bit in there. I was thinking of the old song that said, “All she wants to do is dance, and make romance, can’t stand the heat, coming off the street.”…that one. Not exactly what you want for a slew of six year olds!
I hope the girl has a fabulous birthday party fit for the princess she is! Tell her I can’t wait for her to tell me all about it Sunday morning!
Hope is was fun…cruised on in off of Beth’s site.
Hope my sons’ are never a “Ken” in your home,LOL
You know this is foreign territory for me so I love just taking it all in!! I loved how the cars were parked out front. Probably didn’t last long huh?
Have so much. Don’t get cranky like I would. And, I meant to tell ya I am likin the new design and all. I’m wanting to do the same now that we are in a new season. Hmmmmm.
Happy Birthday to The Girl! ;)
My camera often gets on a fuzzy kick too, but I think I have solved it. I think it means the battery is dying. It will act normal, so you don’t KNOW it’s dying, but then the pix are fuzzy. It’s a very sneaky camera.
So now I zoom in on the viewfinder to make sure the pix are clear. If not, I switch batteries.